hello everyone. i can see that you’re all excited and wide awake today. so i’m gathering you to the chicks meeting on how to find out boyfriends. here is the plan. first, we must stick together, then gather all strength and efforts to trace the nest of the tramp who stole our boyfriends. what do you say? do you want to find your lovers? sure! then get rid of your phones! why does everyone get hooked to phones in a meeting?
not a bit serious! it’s you who are holding the big ipad! now, the meeting, from the top! what a rotten luck in the morning!i’m gonna bawl it out. and you, wake up! she’s dead. burn! hi girls, this is elsa, a new member of the chicks team. why such a chilly welcome? she’s the snow queen.
she has a few words for us. oh! a fairy asked me to send you something. wao! (calling) hey! elsa’s calling! hurry up! c’mon! wait for me to put on the horns.
they must be on to show my power. what do you have for us?why is it taking so long? no idea! shake a leg! take it easy! let me make myself up gorgeously to proudly meet them up there. now appearance counts. i’m gonna burn you if i have to wait too long. swindler! her white hair looks suspicious.
are you here to rob my gold? hurry up, maleficent, for god’s sake! hold on. i’m gluing false eyelashes. they’re dropping off! if nothing appears in the screen in one minute, it’ll be smashed! burn! burn! don’t dawdle! when will you finish? come on! holy shit, my lipstick smudges because of you! hi, everyone. i’m maleficent. be powerful! be powerful!
wait. it’s not recorded yet. - give me a sign when you’re ready for filming!- ok. all set! - pissed off!- action! everybody, look! hello all my princesses! do you know who i am? who are you? king of buffalo monster or his queen? how come you have horns? she was definitely born undertaurus, a practical and money-grubbing zodiac.
oh, is it you that ordered the white-hair bitch to steal my gold? i think my tail is weird but the horns on her head are even freakier. freak!!! what the hell? this isn’t the game show “odd one in†to make wild guesses! may i introduce myself, i’m maleficent, a mighty witch in this o dam land. do you want to know why i gather you all here and talk with you? why? because… what the hell is she telling us?
internet connection problem. sharks might have bitten the cable? what? cable break! i’ve just cut the cable. should we chop and cook it as beef tendon for phá»ÿ? let me see. i can read people’s lips. be careful, otherwise… will kill all of you! otherwise… will kill all of you.(chinese voice) what does it mean? she will kill us all.
oh my god, she’s so evil!... calm down! we’ll seek revenge. it’s me, aurora, the sleeping beauty. aurora, really? now i see your face for the very first time. yesterday you always slept turning face down and burying your face in hair. and what’s the suit of armor for, bitch? in the movie version, i have to wear male armor in combat. really? this is a group of freaks!
that’s fine. you also look handsome. forward! when will we meet up with it at this speed? never go, never reach it… right. but we go and it leads to nowhere. such a tactless comment! but where’re we going? find the way to maleficent, kill her and take our lovers back! so where’s her place?
why didn’t you ask the pathfinder? then, please show us the way to maleficent, mulan! i’ll take it! there are four footsteps. right. they are of maleficent and diaval, her servant. they are attached to each other. sure, they always come together. and laughter. and two pairs of bunny ears.
i know who they are. my two little rabbits. hey! go home! don’t get in our way! quick, holy terrors. go away and i’ll give you “butterfly†drink later. - which way should we go now?- maybe i don’t know how to get to her place. mulan, you’re really a waste of time! am i? yes. which way should we go now? the way is in the heart. just follow your heart.
follow my heart? my heart told me to go home to sleep. let’s go back home. such a waste of time. now i remember. remember what? i forgot brushing teeth and washing face in the morning. stop it, you crazy bitch. we haven’t found out husbands, boyfriends nor maleficent, yet you made me pissed off. we’ve spent the whole morning wandering not very far from my house. go home. i have a refreshment shop to run.
i’ve lost lots of customers and take just to be here with you. ah, i remember.i do. i’ll slap you if you talk about “brushing-washing†thing. no, sleeping all day dulled my minds but now i’m clear as crystal. i know the way how to get to the witch. which way? that leads to my house. my bad, this way. ok, go!
two, three, hey! what’s happening? it’s very rude of you not closing the door after coming in. what do you come here for? today is your day. no, it’s not today. my day will happen next week. what day? my birthday. you’re princesses with beautiful face but dirty mind! what do you come here for, after all?
your day is up. girls, go ahead! go! the prettiest hot girl,who loves june plum jam, born in a royal family,having a bunch of money, is jasmine, the princess. beautiful as an orchid,strong as an almond tree, who dare to touch me,will be given a sound beating. mu má»™c lan.
the sleeping beauty, 㔠ru ku. aurora. sleep as she’s dead. everything’s over. cold as ice,white as a drowned body, like no hang-around,love eating canarium, the snow queen, le thi elsa. who’s in charge of this part? the mermaid. where is she?
never mind. once upon a time, there lived a little orphan girl with her stepmother and stepsisters. one day, the village held a festival. she wished to appear at the festival but was forbidden by her stepmother. the stepmother made her distinguish black beans from white beans. she was so sad and started to cry. suddenly a god appeared… what the hell are you telling? i’m snow white. we act on behalf of justice. the chicks team, fight! two, three, hey! so what? what do you come here for, after all?
we are here to destroy you and take our lovers back.