*intro* [arin] so... did i do everything in there? i guess i did... [dan] really? [arin] well i got the key. i got the key is the thing that i needed? [d] okay. [a] well maybe there's a thing. maybe there's a guy in here or something. [d] yeah. [old man] scientists conduct *mumbles* you know, the one they call the pokemon mansion. you'll never find it! ... there it is. [both laugh] [arin] *mumbles* maybe...
[dan] what's the key for? [arin] i don't know. i mean it's for the mansion? i don't remember there being a door i couldn't open, but maybe there was and i just don't remember. fuck no, i don't want to give you my raichu you piece of shit you fucking old fart [old man] do you have a ditto and an articuno you can trade for this piece—this chair i found? [arin laughs]
[old man] it's a nice chair. comes in a set of four. beautifully upholstered. you can buy the other three. [both laugh] [arin] hi there, yeah, i'll buy some. uhhh. [old man] give me all your pokemon for one cadbury creme egg. a cadbury creme egg costs two dollars. you'll also have to pay that. [arin] it's filled with nougat. [dan] it's not. it's not.
[arin] fondant [dan] if your, if your. dude, if your cadbury creme egg is filled with nougat, that is an ooold creme egg that you don't want to eat. that means the yolk's gone bad. [arin] that's mean, that means it's from the 30s. [dan] oh god, it'd be funny if like it went, if cadbury creme eggs went rotten like real eggs, and like, the sugary yolk just turns
a greenish brown. but it's still delicious. [arin] ooh [dan] it like becomes chocolate mint. [arin] god, i love cadbury creme eggs. well, i used to. [dan] yeah [arin] and then i, i oded on them. [dan] it's a lot of sugar. [arin] the day after easter. [dan] i can do like two a year. [arin] wow [dan] and those two are glorious. [arin] yeah they're pretty good man. [dan] oof [arin] they make me feel alive sometimes.
[arin] vulpix, oh fuck.