come on... something cool... something cool... - damn it. i look like groucho marx ****ed by a concrete.- oh boy. i can't wait to grow up fit and active! and just like that... diabetes. diabetes, huh? tell me about it. oh god... am i a waifu? jesus, i'm a waifu pokemon aren't i? *grunt* might i smell your pokeball? no, you can't sniff my pokeball. oh, what perv is responsible for the sexy abomination i've become? i only exist for weird horny teens... wait! i have to show you my deviantart page! it's tasteful!
no more being weak little bugs for us! we're moving on up! oh god! i... i can't move! - oh god, crap! - it's fine, dude. it's fine. this is just temporary. soon, we'll evolve again! oh, okay! but what if he doesn't train us cuz we're so... worthless like this? what's he gonna do? just abandon us in a pc box that will never... this is hell. this is actual hell! - welcome to hell! - oh boy, a new region! are you my trainer? ha, yeah, that hurts! ouch, haha! ouch, yeah! *quietly* oh boy...